BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amanogawa Shiina, CHAO5CHOOL, chuuba world, Daily, Dexter, FanFans Cafe, HoloExpo, holofes, hololive, Hololive Gamers, Inislein, Kitashirakawa Kakapo, NijiFES, Nijisanji, Odette Mori, Ophelia Briar, Peter Boxy, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Sayu Sincro, Socks Vtubing Agency, source, Specialite., update, Voxel, vshojo, Vtuber News

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8889	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	1252
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

10. Wasting time on phones, 11. Pointless phone activities, 12. Phone dependency, 13. FOMO on social media, 14. Constant phone checking, 15. Incessant phone notifications, 16. Time-wasting apps, 17. Unproductive phone use, 18. Virtual reality disconnect, 19. Lack of real-life interactions, 2. Social media obsession, 20. Detrimental effects of excessive phone use., 3. Excessive screen time, 4. Mindless scrolling, 5. Digital distractions, 6. Smartphone addiction, 7. Technology overuse, 8. Mobile phone habits, 9. Unnecessary phone usage, Minecraft, phone addiction, PhonelessGamer, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4166	Gryphons Tamed:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

categorization Dichotomous, characteristics Social commentary, comparison Quirky, comparisons Humorous, CraftyCreeperz, differences Binary, funny Opposites, humor Categorization, humor Contrasts, humor Dichotomous, humor Funny, humor Observations, humor Stereotypes, individuals Personalities, observations Generalizations, outlook Dichotomies, personalities Humor, Perspectives, perspectives Satire, perspectives Satirical, stereotypes Dichotomy, Two kinds of people

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

CraftyCanuckz

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, justin trudeau, North America, Politics, protectionism, response, Tariffs, tough times, trade agreements, trade war, trudeau, Warning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, we got so much cool stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs flyin’ around, bro. not even kiddin’. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be protected from tariffs. yeah, you heard me right. no tariffs in this server, bro. trudeau himself said so. so, like, come join us and live the high life without worryin’ ’bout tough times. it’s gonna be a blast, bro. trust me.

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4466
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Farms Harvested:	687	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	7170
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9170
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ores Mined:	3403
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.