BlockyFactsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

Argument, compromise, dietary preferences, ethical eating, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, holiday, meat-free, Thanksgiving, Traditional meal, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieVeto

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPeekaboo

accidental nudity, amusing situations, awkward incidents, awkward situations, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, Entertaining stories, funny accidents, funny anecdotes, funny experiences, funny stories, hilarious moments, humorous mishaps, PixelPeekaboo, public nudity, unexpected encounters, unexpected exposures, unexpected sights, unexpected surprises, wardrobe malfunctions, wardrobe mishaps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

Australian households, Australian society, Division of Labour, domestic chores, gardening, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Happiness, Household, Household Division, household responsibilities, household tasks, Men’s happiness, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor tasks, Paid work, reversed, Roles, Traditional tasks, Women’s happiness, work-life balance

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Emeralds Found:	3897	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2236
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	65932	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Void Armor Forged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2665	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

creepy, eerie, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spooky, SpookyMysteryMan, Supernatural, unexplained, unexplained encounters, unexplained events, unexplained happenings, unexplained incidents, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sightings, unexplained situations, unexplained stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Challenges, CHANGE, Country, Development, Economy, founding fathers, Government, growth, Improvement, Minecraft, nation, Obstacles, Politics, Potential, Problems, progress, REFORM, Regions, revolution, Server, society, transformation, vision

Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Emeralds Found:	9347	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

BroBroKidsNoGoZone, communication breakdown, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, favoritism accusations, financial concerns, food demands, handling tantrums, kid outings, managing expectations, meal planning, niece and nephew relationships, parenting challenges, picky eaters, respecting boundaries, setting boundaries, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, special outings, stepdaughter issues

Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Star Shards Collected:	191	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38