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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 2094 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1439 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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