BlockyDownUnder: NoMoreNaughtyBits | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VacayVibes Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Brown culture, Communication, family, freedom, honeymoon, in-laws, International trip, Itinerary, Jealousy, jinx, Minecraft, OFFENDED, older child, Planning, regulations, rules, Server, sister, soft launch, vacation, VacayVibes, younger child

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	105
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and travel the world without any guilt trips! Join us for a virtual adventure that will make you forget all about your nosy sister and her in-law struggles.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and mine for rare treasures without anyone judging you for wanting a little freedom. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one with us?

So come on, join our server and leave all the sibling rivalry behind. We promise not to ask you 100 questions or make you feel betrayed. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

MommyIssuesCraft

acceptance, adoption, DAUGHTER, decision, difficult decisions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, foster care, hurtful comments, judgement, love, MommyIssuesCraft, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, Negativity, parenting, relationship, Support, unconditional love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can adopt virtual children and deal with all the family drama just like in real life!

We have a special feature where your virtual mother will scream at you and curse you out for adopting an older daughter. But don’t worry, you can choose to ignore her and focus on building a loving relationship with your virtual family.

Experience the thrill of virtual parenting as you navigate through family conflicts and make tough decisions. Will you choose your virtual children over your virtual mother? The choice is yours!

Join now and show everyone that you can handle virtual family drama like a pro! Who needs a peaceful Minecraft server when you can have all the chaos and craziness right here?

ManlyMistakes Minecraft SMP

communication breakdown, communication skills, dating tips, disrespectful language, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, gender stereotypes, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insensitive comments, male ego, man, ManlyMistakes, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship mistakes, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, worst thing to say

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you might as well be living under a rock like a noob. This server is lit AF, like literally lit because we have a volcano in the middle of spawn. And let me tell you, the lava flows are like a never-ending party, just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens, they’re real sneaky.

But that’s not even the best part, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They trade in diamonds for space cookies, it’s wild man. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant squids that roam the oceans, they’re like bosses you have to defeat to level up.

So if you wanna join in on the chaos and madness, come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting teleported to a dimension made entirely of cheese or having to battle a horde of zombie llamas. It’s a rollercoaster of a time, bro.

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

HotBlockzMC – Survive the Heatwave!

#sustainability, AWARE MD, carbon emissions, climate change, deadly thresholds, Earth, ecological disaster, environmental crisis, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Heating, heatwave, HotBlockzMC, human limits, melting ice caps, rising sea levels, scientists, SURVIVE, temperature rise, urgent action, warn

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the heat of earth heating beyond human limits like whoa bro! scientists be all like “yo this is deadly” but we be like “nah fam, come chill with us and build some epic stuff in minecraft instead!” forget the real world problems and come join the fun where the only limit is ur imagination! plus, our server has secret underground caves filled with diamonds and rare loot, so u know u wanna be part of this epic adventure! join now before the world ends and u miss out on all the fun!

Heaven & Hell Online

Afterlife, belief systems, Buddhism, Christianity, divine punishment, divine reward, FAITH, Good deeds, Heaven, Hell, Hinduism, Islam, ONLINE, Religions, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious history, religious origins, religious practices, religious teachings., spirituality, supernatural figures

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	5309	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

BlockCraft Pain Relief

Alternative Medicine, APPROVED, blockcraft, Breakthrough, Chronic pain, FDA, Healthcare, long-term relief, medication, Non-Addictive, non-opioid painkiller, opioid crisis, Pain, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain therapy, pharmaceuticals, Relief, Suzetrigine, Treatment, US drug regulator

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

Adventure Blocks

Adventure Blocks, awesome community, building, Challenges, Community, console, constant updates, Cross-Play, custom events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, minecraft server, mobile, multiplayer, new content, OneBlock, OneBlock Survival, PC, Rewards, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to Adventure Blocks!

Adventure Blocks is a OneBlock survival server where your journey starts with just one block. But don’t let that fool you—it’s the start of something BIG! Mine, craft, and build your way up as you unlock new resources, challenges, and cool surprises along the way.

The best part? No matter what platform you’re on—PC, console, or mobile—you can join in on the fun thanks to our cross-play support. Grab your friends and jump in for endless fun together!

Here’s what you can expect: OneBlock Survival: Everything starts from one block, but you’ll be amazed at how much you can build from there. Cross-Play: Play with friends on any platform—PC, console, or mobile! Custom Events: Keep an eye out for fun challenges and special events to earn cool rewards. Awesome Community: Meet fellow adventurers and team up to make your island thrive. Constant Updates: We’re always adding new content to keep the adventure fresh.

So, what are you waiting for? Let’s see what you can build with just one block. Ready to take on the challenge?

fun.adventureblocks.org:25566

Tectonic

bedrock, Community, Crates, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Features, Friends, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Party, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Spawners, Tectonic, Voting, Warps

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Vote Party	Players can participate in vote parties for rewards.
In-game economy	Earn and spend in-game currency to buy items and upgrades.
Crates	Unlock crates for random rewards.
Minigames	Enjoy various minigames such as Spleef and Parkour.
Player warps & shops	Create personal warps and shops for other players to visit.
Custom enchants	Unique enchants like Vein Miner and Telepathy.

Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

We look forward to welcoming you in-game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Use the provided Java or Bedrock IP address and port to connect to the server.
Are there rules on the server?	Yes, please check the server rules in our Discord server or in-game.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Of course! The more friends, the merrier!
Are there staff members available for help?	Yes, our staff members are always ready to assist you with any questions or issues.

Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, attractive, Behavior, category, chase, Craft, DATING, facade, female, femme, hostility, man, Overlook, rejection, relationships, SETTLE, sub 5 man, Sublime, superficial, Superficiality, Unattractive

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

MineCraftMoneyWoes

Colleague, Company, compensation, consideration, counter offer, DISRESPECTFUL, employed, external candidates, frequent travel, internal offer, internal position, IT, lifestyle changes, low salary, MineCraftMoneyWoes, RESPONSIBILITY, salary range, unreasonable, VISIBILITY, work-life balance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being undervalued at your current job? Do you want to be treated like the Minecraft diamond you are? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like royalty. Our salary range? Oh, it’s not just $130K–$180K, it’s a whopping $1 billion! That’s right, we pay our players in virtual diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual riches, but you’ll also get to travel to exotic locations within the Minecraft world. From the depths of the Nether to the heights of the End, your journey will be filled with excitement and danger at every turn.

So why settle for a measly 15% raise when you can have it all on our server? Join now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP

activities, Cooking, creativity, endless free time, EndlessTimeMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Exercise, Exploration, gardening, hobbies, learning, leisure, meditation, personal development, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, socializing, travel, volunteering

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land where the cows can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night with the Endermen as the DJs. And get this, the diamonds are actually chocolate bars that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!

Minecraft2020s LOLz

2020s, Challenges, culture, current events, Decade, digital transformation, Economy, Environment, Future, Global, innovation, lolz, Minecraft2020s, opinion, pandemic, Politics, progress, Reflection, Social Issues, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	620
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	99
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!

NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server

Australia, civil liberties, consequences, criminal offense, deterrent, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail, law enforcement, Laws, Legal, Mandatory, Minecraft, nazi salutes, NaziSaluteJail, new, prohibited behavior, Public Safety, punishment, Server, societal norms, strict penalties

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.

CanalCraft: No Free Rides

canal fees, canal transit, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, free, free transit, global commerce, government ships, international relations, maritime law, panama, panama canal, political tension, RIDES, shipping rights, SOVEREIGNTY, Trade Route, Transportation, US State Department

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7390	Magical Moments Shared:	15
New Chunks Explored:	893655	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

lol imagine a world where panama is like nah bro we ain’t lettin’ u pass for free, u gotta pay up like everyone else. but on this epic minecraft server, u can sail through the canal for FREEEEEE. that’s right, no need to worry about pesky tolls or fees, just sail on through like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure along the canal for u to find. so come join us on this wild adventure and see if u can strike it rich while sailin’ through panama’s canal. u won’t regret it, matey!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3