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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7046 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
