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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	3809	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	4156
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	7323
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Star Shards Collected:	153	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	4985	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	2918	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	2890	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	2151	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1