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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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