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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
Zombie Dances: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Mines Excavated: 4275 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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