New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

BlockyDisappointments

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Players: 98/900 Votes: 4893
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

New Minecraft Servers