BlockyDisappointments | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	100
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1321	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	72	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyDecisions SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	541	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	901
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

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Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Ores Mined:	9534	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

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Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	179	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockBingeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8511	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GazaGriefGone

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so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3401
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4019	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4158
Dimension Hops:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Towns Built:	8