BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magic Items Found:	2087	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	445	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	6776
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	4172	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	219	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	123937	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ores Mined:	8215

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	148443
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	663	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8573
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.