BlockyConfessions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	4546	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	132	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8553
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1102	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8145
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	6488
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Divine Spears Created:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	7192
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Dimension Hops:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Passages Found:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	7002

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	824511
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!