BlockyConfessions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner block-building beast!

Join us on our server where you can frolic through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie pigmen with enchanted diamond swords, and ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out for the ultimate loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare treasure.

So come on down to our server and let your guilty pleasure run wild! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Ores Mined:	8232
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9072	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	2645
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	387160

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyHabitBoost

Consistency, CraftyHabitBoost, daily routine, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns and battle evil trolls with glitter bombs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary golden potato of eternal happiness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	2595	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, big tech, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, Claims, climate change, corporate accountability., Data Center, data management, data processing, data storage, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, greenhouse gases, IT infrastructure, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, Technology

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockyBossBabes

BlockyBossBabes, business news, corporate culture, corporate governance, female CEOs, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender representation, glass ceiling, Japan, Japanese economy, leadership, top-listed companies, Women empowerment, women in business, women in leadership, women in management, women in the workforce, women leaders, Workplace Diversity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have only 13 female CEOs among our 1,600 top-listed players! why? because we believe in gender equality and want to empower our female gamers to rise to the top! plus, our CEO is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of this legendary adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gut Brain Link | Serotonin Release | Food Fun Land

Brain, brain function, brain-gut axis, digestive system, Eating disorders, feel-good chemical, Food, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain connection, Land, larvae, Link, medical discovery, mental health, Mental well-being, neuroscience, new link, nutritious food, Release, research, scientific breakthrough, serotonin, serotonin levels, serotonin production, serotonin release, treatments

so like, u know how when u eat good food and u feel all happy and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, ur gut and brain are like bffs. when u eat food in the game, ur character releases serotonin and u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it’s like a party in ur tummy, but in minecraft. plus, we have the best food in the game, like enchanted golden apples and cake that never runs out. join our server and treat ur virtual self to a feast that will make ur brain do a happy dance. who needs therapy when u have minecraft food, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!