BlockyConfessions | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	9914	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crops Grown:	7149	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Farms Harvested:	463	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	8515	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	3889
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3865
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	2010
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	4691	Alien Abductions:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	6957
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5