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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1194 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3204 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!
