BlockyCancerPreventer | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	122
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna prevent half of adult cancer deaths in da US! Yea, u heard me right, we got some magical Minecraft powers dat can make u live foreva!

Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!

We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!

So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

bills, Cancer, Car Insurance, college student, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, financial responsibility, fixed income, Generosity, grandmother, Gratitude, Minecraft, mom, mommas, moral dilemma, nursing student, part time employee, personal finance, Server, social security, tax refund, tuition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crops Grown:	1764
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3672	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky bills to pay!

On our server, you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and explore vast, breathtaking landscapes. And the best part? You get to keep all the loot and riches you find along the way!

Forget about giving away your hard-earned virtual coins to demanding family members. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sharing is laughter and good times with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real money when you can have diamonds and emeralds instead?

NakedCraft: No Shame Zone

body positivity, Changing Room, changing room etiquette, changing underwear, Classes, college athletics, college student, comfort in body, Locker Room, making others uncomfortable, naked in public, NakedCraft, organized sports, public nudity, shame, shower, sports, Stalls, sweat, swim team, track, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of judgmental teammates giving you grief for changing your underwear in the changing room? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care what you do in the virtual changing rooms, as long as you’re comfortable in your blocky body.

Join us for a wild ride where nobody bats an eye at your underwear-changing habits. Build your own virtual changing room stall if you want, or strut your stuff in your pixelated undies with pride. We embrace all body types and changing room preferences here!

So if you’re tired of real-life drama and just want to chill and build in peace, join our server today. No judgment, just endless blocks to build with and a community that celebrates your unique Minecraft style. Let’s get crafting, underwear optional!

BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	256
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	1101	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3850	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4044	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8578
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2206
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	2230	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	484	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	150	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.