BlockyButtBusters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2661
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	292275	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	68
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ores Mined:	3234

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	956
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7517	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	3409
Dragon Eggs Found:	4963	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	935078	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	115	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8965	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Players:	106/900	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Votes:	2548	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4