BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1593	Players Killed by Monsters:	566
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	68	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mines Excavated:	2451
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9827	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Magic Items Found:	6647

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6455
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Void Gems Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	286
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6624
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mines Excavated:	2387
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27