BlockyBurgerDash | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6600	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5344
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	1580
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8938
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6104
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

Players:	100/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4499	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	888033
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3