BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3827
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	9294
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1899
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	6187
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	6361	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	8756

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	6984	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
New Chunks Explored:	302459	Mines Excavated:	4186
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	171	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	931555	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!