BlockyBucksCapChina | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3225

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	New Chunks Explored:	231296
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

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Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4757
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mines Excavated:	3509	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, HeckinCraft, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	10
Emeralds Found:	135	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mines Excavated:	1548
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpiceCraft: Anti-Inflammatory Adventures

Adventures, AMERICANS, anti-inflammatory properties, AntiInflammatory, Cancer, chronic inflammation, diet, disease prevention, food choices, health, health problems, healthy living, Heart Disease, inflammation, Lifestyle, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, Prevention, pro-inflammatory diets, Risk, SpiceCraft, spices, wellness

come join our epic minecraft server where we serve up anti-inflammatory goodness like a Mediterranean feast for your virtual soul! forget about heart disease and cancer, we’ve got the spice to keep you healthy and thriving in the blocky world. plus, our pixelated landscapes are so stunning, they’ll make you forget all about those pro-inflammatory diets. join us now and start building your way to a healthier, happier life in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Arena, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, DONATORS, easter eggs, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, trampolines, Unique Plugins

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1020
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lost at Sea MC: Forgetting to Breathe Since 1.21

Adventure, boss fights, Breathe, claim flags, Community, Crate rewards, custom abilities, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Dynamic Survival, EXCITEMENT, forgetting, Heads, in-game ranks, Land claiming, Lost, Perks, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Rtp, sea, Shop, smp, Sub-ranks, Tpa, Trade

Blue Horizon Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Blue Horizon, a vibrant SMP server that has set sail to bring you an unparalleled survival experience. Launched in August of 2024, our goal is to craft a community where every moment is filled with adventure and excitement.

Features:

A Dynamic Survival Experience	From mid to end-game, immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors!
Enhanced Quality of Life	Enjoy Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Claim Flags, and more!
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycle of new Crate content with custom armors, tools, and enchantments!
Player-Driven Economy	Trade, create shops, sell items, or use the server’s shop to interact in the economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 ranks available for purchase with in-game currency, each with unique perks and collectibles.

Join Us:

Website: blue-horizon.tebex.io

Discord: discord.gg/TcVM3zvySA

Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join our server using the Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
Are there custom items on the server?	Yes, we have custom items, tools, and armors with unique abilities and enchantments
What is the economy like on Blue Horizon?	We have a player-driven economy where you can trade, create shops, or sell items at the server shop
What are the in-game ranks and how do I obtain them?	We offer 24 in-game ranks that can be purchased with in-game currency, each with its own perks and collectibles

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, Argent Dawn, blockcraft, EU /wowg/ guild, GLOBO FOMO, humiliation ritual, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, NA /wowg/ guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, new cinematic, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, paladin, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3