BlockyBucks Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3675	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	6312
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5341
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	817422
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	102	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7482	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	238523
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Farms Harvested:	660
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	196
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1