BlockyBrothelBros | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7969
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3155	Villages Defended:	10
Star Shards Collected:	91	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	365	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

#announcement, actress, Casting, Company, contract, decision, DELAY, Drama, Entertainment, gossip, husband, Industry, Minecraft, Move, Rumors, season 4, secret, Server, speculation, States, tv show, wrestling, YRYR, YrYrs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoPower Minecraft Server

Bulbs, conditions, digital displays, entitled, fasting, Friends, home, Inviting, Late, Minecraft, navigation, no electricity, NoPower, PHONES, Plans, renaissance festival, Server, Skills, strange, TV, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crops Grown:	1340	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5