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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	261
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Potions Brewed:	156	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7587	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	9620

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Farms Harvested:	243	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	5125	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	9660
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7888	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6003	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	183
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8952	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	51039	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	325	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	4179
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2