BlockyBrits: No Go Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Emeralds Found:	7728
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5505	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Animals Bred:	177	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4077

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	655070	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	659650
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Dragon Eggs Found:	2724
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2403
Star Shards Collected:	214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2810	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8440
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Animals Bred:	188
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	148
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	797	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2567

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4318
Ores Mined:	6300	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2