BlockyBrits: No Go Zone | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Potions Brewed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Buildings Constructed:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Votes:	984	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4856
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9473	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6677
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Items Found:	5561
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	189854	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	158	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	5708
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!