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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1257 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.
our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.
so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.
