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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9506 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 611 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, we got this totally epic minecraft server that is, like, off the charts crazy, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have unicorns roaming around and, like, dragons flying in the sky.
our server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. they’re like, “yo, come join us and let’s build some sick castles together.”
and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you gotta be careful though, cuz they might try to explode on you.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? it’s like a thrill ride of a lifetime, dude.
so, like, come join our server and let’s have the most epic adventure ever. just remember, keep your clothes on and behave, or the unicorns might get mad.
