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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Votes:	3535	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1892	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7519	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	New Chunks Explored:	64716
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	4961
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5