Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
104/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
9 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
2 |
Void Gems Collected: |
19 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: |
4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: |
1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
3 |
Secret Passages Found: |
2 |
Dragons Tamed: |
4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
119 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
63 |
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