BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

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★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchantments Applied:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	253
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	172	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magic Items Found:	5553

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	7665	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FloodCraft5000

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so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	1404	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.