so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Divine Spears Created: 12 Dimension Hops: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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