BlockyBoysUnite | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	4487
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2376
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	994
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1253	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	9330	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	111	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2352	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7096	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mines Excavated:	4167
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	90/400	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1