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CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1366
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4802
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crops Grown:	2844	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9485	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8718	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1895	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3138	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	168

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5332	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2523

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	237	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	4865
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	992251
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	695	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2675
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8114
Ores Mined:	2606	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11