BlockyBoysOnly | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6593	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchantments Applied:	146
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7533	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mines Excavated:	2948
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	7250
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3624
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6637

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Magic Items Found:	7223
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Emeralds Found:	7813
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3