Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Farms Harvested: 414
Buildings Constructed: 49 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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