Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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