Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
Enchantments Applied: 93 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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