Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Crops Grown: 4404
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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