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BabyRage Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	4836	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of drama and guilt trips in your friendships? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise zero passive-aggressive behavior and no guilt-tripping allowed! Our community is drama-free and full of supportive players who won’t make you feel like you owe them your entire weekend.

We understand the importance of setting healthy boundaries and prioritizing yourself, just like our player who had to deal with a friend who couldn’t handle a little change in their friendship dynamic. On our server, we encourage self-care and self-love, because let’s face it, dealing with a friend who makes everything about themselves is so last season.

So come join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about someone using their baby as an excuse to guilt-trip you ever again. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoorLockSurpriseCraft

apartment, Apology, balloons, celebrate, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, DoorLockSurpriseCraft, Friends, hurt, husband, locked door, Marriage, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Preparation, relationship, Surprise, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	4112
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where surprises are always ready and waiting for you? Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Just like the time I tried to surprise my husband for passing his first year of his master’s degree. I set up a whole celebration with cake, candles, and balloons, but when he came home, he got mad because I locked the door to make sure the surprise was perfect. Little did he know, the real surprise was waiting for him inside the building, not outside!

If you want to experience the same level of excitement and confusion, join our server now! Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, always be prepared for the unexpected!

NeverAgainSMP

AVOID, bad experience, cautionary tale, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, FORGETTABLE, Lesson, lesson in travel, lesson learned, Memories, mistake, never again, never return, NeverAgainSMP, one-time only, Place, regret, Revisit, travel, Unpleasant, Waste of time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	989	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Farms Harvested:	657	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

BorderPatrolCraft

border control, border crossings, border enforcement, border management, border patrol, border policy, border protection, border security, border sovereignty, BorderPatrolCraft, Canadian border, cross-border issues, customs and immigration, immigration, international relations, Mexican border, national security, North American borders, SOVEREIGNTY, us border, US responsibility

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest border control system you’ve ever seen! Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be dodging border patrol agents left and right as you try to sneak into different countries within the game.

Join us for the ultimate challenge as you try to cross the US border into Canada or Mexico without getting caught. But be warned, our border patrol NPCs are no joke – they’ll stop at nothing to keep you out!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being an illegal immigrant in a virtual world? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what crazy contraptions our players have come up with to try and outsmart the border patrol?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to make it across the border without getting caught! Just remember, it’s not the US’s problem, it’s all on you to make it through. Good luck!

Ice Cloud Dynamics

air suspension, Climate change impacts, climate changes, climate patterns, cloud, cloud dynamics, cloud dynamics models, dynamics, Earth’s water cycle, Freezing, Ice, ice formation, ice formation models, molecular interactions, precipitation models, precipitation patterns, transformation of water, water cycle, water droplets, water into ice, weather changes, weather patterns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the water droplets freeze in mid-air and create a crazy water cycle like you’ve never seen before! our server is so lit that even the molecular interactions driving ice formation are getting in on the action.

we’ve got cloud dynamics that will blow your mind and precipitation patterns that will have you questioning reality. weather and climate changes? pfft, we’ve got it all covered on our server.

so if you want to experience the most insane water cycle in minecraft history, join us now and get ready to have your mind blown!

What is the IP for Jefe Minecraft Server?

gta 5 roleplay, gta 5 rp, gta 5 rp chicago, gta rp, JEFE, Minecraft, serious rp, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Jefe is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of hip-hop and reggaeton music. With a distinctive style and infectious energy, he has quickly gained a loyal fan base and is making a name for himself in the music industry. Jefe’s lyrics are raw and honest, reflecting his personal experiences and struggles. He is on a mission to create music that resonates with listeners and leaves a lasting impact.

Mishail server minecraft

banner, Community, Creative, description, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, Mishail, multiplayer, ONLINE, personal account, Players, PvP, Server, Server List, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

The description of the server server “Mishail” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mishatop.aternos.me

Enchanted Isles 1.21.2

#TimesUp, 1.21.2, boundary violation, consent violation, discrimination, Enchanted, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Inappropriate Behavior, Isles, METOO, personal experience, power dynamics, sexual harassment, social norms, support for survivors, toxic behavior, uncomfortable situation, victim blaming, WOMAN, women’s behavior, workplace harassment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crops Grown:	7242	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, the players are so wild they’ll make you question your own reality.

I mean, one time, I was just mining some diamonds and this crazy chick came up to me and started sexually harassing me. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know Minecraft could get so freaky.

But hey, if you’re into that kind of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures, my dude.

H8rAlert Minecraft SMP

concealed animus, concealed enmity, covert hostility, covert repulsion, disguised antipathy, disguised aversion, H8rAlert, hidden displeasure, hidden resentment, Minecraft, private disdain, secret animosity, secret loathing, signs of hate, silent grudge, smp, subtle detestation, subtle dislike, suppressed enmity, suppressed malice, underlying bitterness, unspoken loathing, veiled contempt

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	172
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. It’s like, the most lit server ever, full of crazy adventures and shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a whole prank war where someone turned the entire spawn into a giant chicken. It was clucking hilarious!

And the best part is, if you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players ever. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, except instead of saving the world, we’re just building epic bases and trolling each other.

But beware, there are some sneaky players on the server who secretly hate you. Like, if you find a random block of dirt in your house, that’s a sign someone is out to get you. Or if all your diamonds suddenly disappear, it’s probably because someone is jelly of your mad mining skills.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where friendships are forged in the fires of lava and alliances are broken over a stolen stack of pork chops. It’s gonna be a blast, bro!

BlockPartyBonanza

advice, arousal, BlockPartyBonanza, Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, empowerment, Erotica, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, Intimacy, kink, NSFW, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, self-care, sexual health, taboo, Tips

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to discover the most NSFW tips that will blow your mind and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret underground dungeons filled with scandalous loot to wild parties with mobs gone wild, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a NSFW adventure like no other!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

EdosCraft

Anarchy, Minecraft Survival Enchantments Anarchy Custom awards Objects Mysticism Fun Friends PvP Adventure Building Exploration Crafting Minigames Community Mods Creative Roleplay Economy, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Our project has custom awards, enchantments, objects, mysticisms and other similar buns that will help you have fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project includes: anarchy, survival, alone block.

edoscraft.ru

Empire Of The Forgotten

Armor Crates, Armors, Bedwars, Bosses, Bounties, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Empire Of The Forgotten, minecraft server, Mini Games, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Shops, Skyblock, skyblock islands, Spawner Crates, Version 1.8-1.20.x, weapons

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Empire Of The Forgotten Custom Enchants, Armors, and Weapons Over 200 Custom Fish to gut, sell, and measure A variety of Quests and Bounties to complete Upgrade and personalize your Skyblock Islands Open Your Own Shops and sell anything you like Free Ranks through rank crates Spawner Crates, Armor Crates, and more! Dungeons filled with custom mobs and epic bosses BedWars and a lot more minigames! Version: 1.8-1.20.x IP: eotf.mine.fun IP: eotf.join-shockbyte.com Join our Discord community! https://discord.gg/P3TqXYmV7S

eotf.mine.fun:25626

SphereMC

6GB, Active, allthepmods, Community, Curseforge, Dedicated, Discord, Download, Inspired, Join, members, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Recommendation, Server, SphereMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Overview:

SphereMC is a quality dedicated Minecraft server running the All the Mods 10 modpack. The server has an active community and is currently on version 1.21.1 using NeoForge.

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started as a private pack for friends and has grown to include a mix of popular and newer/lesser-known mods.
All the Mods 10 uses NeoForge and is constantly updated with new mods for stability and variety.
While it doesn’t contain all the mods, the pack aims to offer a wide range of gameplay experiences.

FAQ:

Q: What is the server version and modpack being used?

A: The server is running Minecraft version 1.21.1 with the All the Mods 10 modpack.

Q: What is the RAM recommendation for joining the server?

A: We recommend a minimum of 6GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay on the server.

Q: How can I join the server and community?

A: You can join SphereMC and be part of the community by joining our Discord server here.

Be Inspired! ✨

Cosmic Harmony 1.21.2

1.21.2, Asahina-san, Cosmic, couldnt, GLAD, Goodbye, Harmony, haruhi, Itsuki, Keep, Koizumi, Kyon, looking, mean, Mikuru, Say, Seat, Shout, sister, Sorry., Struggling, suzumiya, waving

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	4788
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like Kyon’s emotional rollercoaster! Experience the drama of waving goodbye to your friends in-game, just like Kyon did to Suzumiya and Itsuki. But don’t worry, you can still have fun with Asahina-san waving to you while you struggle to sit your sister down. It’s a chaotic mess just like Kyon’s feelings towards his friends. So come join us for a crazy time that will leave you questioning everything, just like Kyon!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	New Chunks Explored:	648340
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	118
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3