BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	816
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Emeralds Found:	8099

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	93

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
New Chunks Explored:	420338	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	786472
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	5810	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4277	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2807
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6183	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	1408
Emeralds Found:	9348	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.