BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

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Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life (QoL)	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
Custom Help Menu	Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

4. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Animals Bred:	78
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Potions Brewed:	104
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4118
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Crops Grown:	9849

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

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FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBedBanter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

beam, bio, biological applications, biological particles, biomedical devices, biomedical engineering, cell sorting, Chip, chip-based, Engineers, innovation, lab-on-a-chip, microfluidics, mit, nanotechnology, particle manipulation, particle separation, particle sorting, particles manipulation, research, Science, Technology, Tractor, tractor beam

come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

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Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: /a/ Plays Skribblio

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a dream.

Need resources? Just ask our resident wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air (for a small fee of course). And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing spa day?

But wait, there’s more! Every Saturday, we host a skribbl.io tournament where the stakes are high and the drawings are questionable at best. So come join us for some Saturday fun and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ores Mined:	3880

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!