BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4667
Emeralds Found:	4303	Buildings Constructed:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	6097
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	9959	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	367858

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1935
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Towns Built:	7

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	110/200	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7