BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2289	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	3329	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	168	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	5282
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	6811	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Potions Brewed:	64	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	720564
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4586
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

Players:	109/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3