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Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9786	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Towns Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	993784
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Buildings Constructed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	641561	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magic Items Found:	5904	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	101572	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5