BlockyBoyfriendNoHelp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7542
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6964	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2510
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	8760	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	279	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	266	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	2180
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	143	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	810927
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	6313	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	621639	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	221

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	100/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6382	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	6226
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5