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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
Animals Bred: 155 Towns Built: 10
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Emeralds Found: 575 Farms Harvested: 981

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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