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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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