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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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