BlockyBorderBrawl | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	160
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7557
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mines Excavated:	2882	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3