BlockyBordello | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	4431
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	New Chunks Explored:	382527
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	1523
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dimension Hops:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	128	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Items Found:	5368
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2576	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Farms Harvested:	200
Dragon Eggs Found:	4580	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
New Chunks Explored:	638312	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Items Found:	8243	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Star Shards Collected:	297	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1301
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5